I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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