i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My dick has a subreddit
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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