I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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