i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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