i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
It was confusing and full of hummus
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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I need you to use more vowels.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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