What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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