we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
