Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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