Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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