i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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