I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
high people should be assigned attendants
I just gift wrapped bread.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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