Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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