check it out our google latitudes are spooning
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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