we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
