If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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