it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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