absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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