the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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