I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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