One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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