it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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