Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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