I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
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Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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