we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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