I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
its liver damage thursday
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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