does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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