Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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