she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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