are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
