was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I have aggressive nipples.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
