FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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