She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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