New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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