Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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