I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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