How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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