Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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