i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
