If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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