I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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