dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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