so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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