I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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