I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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