She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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