HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The best revenge is premature balding
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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