Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
40s are totally the cure
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
