I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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