I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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