I'll bet she douches with gravy.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I need to calm my uterus...
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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