go do what you do best...puke behind churches
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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