WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It's blow job season.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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